Kudos to the brave therapists who listen to problems all day, but my therapy today comes in a good, old-fashioned rant about my pet peeves, all of which I have experienced this week.
1. When people are late.
This one just really pushes my buttons. We said 7:00. Do not show up at 7:15. 7:00 and 7:15 are not the same time, strangely enough. It’s not a hard concept, essentially. Just leave earlier. I just love waiting in dark parking lots for late people. Actually, I don’t. I very much hate it. So be on time.
2. When people text me to start a conversation, then reply about every ten minutes.
Really? Yes, this happens to me quite often. It isn’t brain surgery. If you’re busy, don’t text me. Are these tax dollars really going to education?
3. When people believe they are smarter than they actually are.
Welcome to my school. I may be indirectly referring to a few choice people, and I am in fact aware that I do sound like a 13 year old girl’s twitter account but isn’t that the purpose of ranting? People really need to get over themselves. Ever heard of the sun? The world revolves around it, not you.
4. Excessive cussing.
I am not preaching, just irked. Wow, you look so tough dropping 27 F-bombs because you just stubbed your toe on the side of the desk. I only wish I was as cool as you. Marry me now?
5. Cocky guys.
You will never be as hot as Ryan Gosling. Don’t even try.
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